I don't do CALM.
Fandoms: Almost anything
( Proud Feminist)

thats-captain-jackharkness:

sancondor:

rakestrawberry17:

iamaslumberbatch:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

aangnog:

itsneumann:

aangnog:

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

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you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

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This entire post is perfect.

(Source: terrakion, via shebelongsinthetardis)

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fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

fishingboatproceeds:

wimblywomblys:

Other John Green temporarily loses an arm and exposes his femur (?)! His worried husband, Bald John, rushes to his side.

A classic moment in Wimbly Wombly history as AFC Wimbledon take on Swindon Town.

Is that a femur? Only the scientists of the future know for sure.

It’s a humerus, people.

Hank, we can’t know its name for sure. No one can. This is something we’ll only discover if and when we invent magic machines that can see inside of human bodies, or if parts of human bodies are someday able “survive death” in such a way that it’s possible to examine the bones of a human corpse. Until then, we’ll just have to speculate that it might be a femur.

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yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

(via azaleai)

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solluxey:

ghostgif:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

lookin 4 tha party

single and ready to flamingle 

(via rootbeergoat)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

why do people always take pictures of their mirrors

(via rootbeergoat)

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ecstasysmom:

theheatofthesouth:

khaleesinewbooty:

take a look at this load of garbage

shit like this makes me sick to my stomach. I expect it from older people…but when I see kids my generation spewing this garbage it is really disheartening 

I personally want to spit on this person’s face

ecstasysmom:

theheatofthesouth:

khaleesinewbooty:

take a look at this load of garbage

shit like this makes me sick to my stomach. I expect it from older people…but when I see kids my generation spewing this garbage it is really disheartening 

I personally want to spit on this person’s face

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jawnstacheinatrenchcoat:

augustusfring:

  • alaska where you at bitch
  • a shit-ton of katherines
  • paper-ass towns
  • holy fucking shit another will grayson
  • fuck you stars

And now we wait until John Green finds this

(via theprocrastinationproclamation)

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